Why We Can’t Stand Losing Passwords
Forgot your password? No problem. Just follow the steps and answer the questions:
A temporary password will be emailed to you along with an incredibly long link. However, you will not receive the email until 1 hour has elapsed for each attempted login.
Once you have logged in with the temporary password you will need to answer the security questions below to ensure your identity and account protection.
1. What is the name of your first dog?
2. What is the name of your mother’s maiden name
3. Who is the first person you had sex with?
4. Where did you do it?
5. Are they a ‘friend’ on Facebook?
When your account is available again you will be asked to provide a new password.
Your password must be 12 characters long but no longer than longer than 22 and it must have 3 capital letters. It must contain at least one symbol such as !.# but it can’t contain @ or ? or / or \. It must contain at least two numerals. It must spell something in Farsi and contain a politically sensitive message.
Remember, passwords must be changed every 30 days and we will remind you to change it 3 weeks before the due date.
Thank you valued customer. We hope you have wasted precious hours trying to login.
